Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 24, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 21, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Safiya (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 13, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 15, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 11, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

John Kamande (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on June 29, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 24, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Tabu (Guest) on June 15, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Amani (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 21, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rubea (Guest) on May 18, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Jamila (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Warda (Guest) on April 29, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 21, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 21, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 20, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kheri (Guest) on April 17, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Warda (Guest) on April 10, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 22, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 16, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Zakaria (Guest) on March 1, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 26, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Sarafina (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mchuma (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

James Malima (Guest) on February 4, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 4, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 26, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mzee (Guest) on November 24, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 15, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Yusra (Guest) on October 10, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 29, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 23, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂