What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 26, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 21, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Abdillah (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Abubakar (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Yahya (Guest) on July 31, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Nassar (Guest) on July 26, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on July 22, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Halima (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 10, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 25, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 23, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

John Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Tambwe (Guest) on May 27, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 26, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Kassim (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khalifa (Guest) on May 12, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

George Tenga (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sumaya (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

John Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Omari (Guest) on March 16, 2024

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 8, 2024

😂 This is too funny!

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Makame (Guest) on February 14, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 14, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Husna (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Ahmed (Guest) on January 5, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 26, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shukuru (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwanais (Guest) on December 5, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Husna (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 14, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwanais (Guest) on November 8, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔