What dies but never lives?

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rashid (Guest) on September 17, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Rukia (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nasra (Guest) on September 13, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Bakari (Guest) on September 6, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Abdillah (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Sofia (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Khamis (Guest) on August 29, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Farida (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

James Mduma (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Zakaria (Guest) on August 23, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Amina (Guest) on July 19, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 14, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Bakari (Guest) on July 4, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 1, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Hekima (Guest) on June 12, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Fatuma (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Warda (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 13, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Aziza (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Azima (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Habiba (Guest) on April 17, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 25, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nyota (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mazrui (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Juma (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakari (Guest) on February 23, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

James Mduma (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Jafari (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nasra (Guest) on January 17, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fadhili (Guest) on January 1, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 24, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Sarafina (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mohamed (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 15, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Arifa (Guest) on October 11, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 10, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔