What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 25, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 1, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 13, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Shabani (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Khatib (Guest) on July 23, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Khatib (Guest) on July 22, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Zawadi (Guest) on July 1, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 23, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sumaya (Guest) on June 17, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Maimuna (Guest) on June 7, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mzee (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Sharifa (Guest) on April 12, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Zainab (Guest) on March 27, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Faiza (Guest) on March 23, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 10, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 8, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Josephine (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Fadhila (Guest) on February 24, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Nahida (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Amina (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Fadhila (Guest) on January 21, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2024

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nassar (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Latifa (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Muslima (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 25, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Hamida (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Salima (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Abdillah (Guest) on November 30, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 5, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Neema (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Salum (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 24, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Issa (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Jamal (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆