Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 2, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
James Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on March 26, 2017
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Khadija (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Furaha (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Nashon (Guest) on February 7, 2017
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Mgeni (Guest) on January 31, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 22, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sharifa (Guest) on January 20, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 3, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Mgeni (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 26, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Mustafa (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 30, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 13, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Saidi (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 19, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2016
๐ I needed that laugh!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Binti (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kazija (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Hekima (Guest) on March 19, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 4, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐