Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Tabu (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 23, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 14, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 2, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 1, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 27, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 17, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
John Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 6, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 30, 2024
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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 16, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 6, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 29, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Zakaria (Guest) on May 28, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Issa (Guest) on May 14, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Maneno (Guest) on May 8, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Asha (Guest) on April 21, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Shani (Guest) on April 13, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Muslima (Guest) on April 10, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 10, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 13, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 11, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 10, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Habiba (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Zakia (Guest) on March 5, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Zakaria (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Yahya (Guest) on February 20, 2024
😄 You got me good!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 13, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Maida (Guest) on February 10, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Maimuna (Guest) on January 31, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Omari (Guest) on January 23, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 17, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Omar (Guest) on January 3, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Yahya (Guest) on December 20, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Sharifa (Guest) on December 12, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Salma (Guest) on December 5, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Sharifa (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Zuhura (Guest) on November 30, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 18, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Athumani (Guest) on November 6, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2023
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Nashon (Guest) on October 26, 2023
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