A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 20, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Khamis (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 9, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 1, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 31, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Biashara (Guest) on October 21, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Nyota (Guest) on October 15, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Maimuna (Guest) on October 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Sofia (Guest) on October 7, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
Khatib (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mwanais (Guest) on September 25, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Nahida (Guest) on September 22, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 21, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 10, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Leila (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Zakia (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Saidi (Guest) on September 1, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Daudi (Guest) on August 30, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Makame (Guest) on August 8, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 26, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Salima (Guest) on July 25, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Amir (Guest) on July 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Farida (Guest) on July 17, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Issa (Guest) on June 9, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 4, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 29, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Rukia (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Chum (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Selemani (Guest) on April 6, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Nassar (Guest) on April 2, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Asha (Guest) on March 22, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mchawi (Guest) on March 21, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Nchi (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Furaha (Guest) on March 8, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 7, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Yahya (Guest) on February 7, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷