Where do cows go on the weekend?

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 23, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mazrui (Guest) on August 25, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Husna (Guest) on August 4, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Kiza (Guest) on July 21, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 27, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 23, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 21, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nassor (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 31, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Juma (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mariam (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Tabu (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 30, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Sarafina (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 17, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Sekela (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 6, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Fatuma (Guest) on March 31, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 20, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Wande (Guest) on March 18, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mhina (Guest) on March 15, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mchuma (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 19, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ndoto (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on February 4, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 25, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Wande (Guest) on January 21, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 17, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 3, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Baridi (Guest) on January 1, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 20, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sumaya (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mustafa (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 28, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞