Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Nassar (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Maulid (Guest) on December 25, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Rahma (Guest) on December 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Rehema (Guest) on December 2, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Salima (Guest) on November 26, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 24, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Kheri (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Zulekha (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Zubeida (Guest) on November 4, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2021
😂 So funny!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 23, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Nassar (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 26, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 21, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Athumani (Guest) on September 11, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 29, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Muslima (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mariam (Guest) on July 27, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Chiku (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 3, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 28, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Saidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Khadija (Guest) on February 25, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 14, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓