Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ๐๐
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 29, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 12, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 27, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Binti (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 10, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 14, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Rashid (Guest) on July 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 1, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 28, 2022
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 8, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Sumaya (Guest) on June 8, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Nassor (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Nashon (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Daudi (Guest) on May 18, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 25, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 10, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Nchi (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Rehema (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on March 14, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on March 13, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Juma (Guest) on March 12, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 10, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 5, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 3, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Shani (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 14, 2022
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Binti (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 10, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mashaka (Guest) on January 22, 2022
๐ So funny!
Zulekha (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Bahati (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Salum (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on December 11, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Baraka (Guest) on December 9, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 25, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ