What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" ๐ ๐
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 15, 2022
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hamida (Guest) on May 2, 2022
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 2, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Zakaria (Guest) on April 5, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Shukuru (Guest) on March 5, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 6, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Majid (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Kassim (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 2, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 30, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on December 25, 2021
๐ So funny!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 9, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 26, 2021
๐ This is too funny!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on November 20, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 19, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mashaka (Guest) on November 17, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Abdillah (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 1, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 20, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Wande (Guest) on October 9, 2021
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Sumaya (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Omari (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on September 14, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on September 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2021
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Yusra (Guest) on August 16, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Asha (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 25, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2021
๐ Totally hilarious!
Mchuma (Guest) on July 4, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ