What dies but never lives? A battery! π
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ππ
Hamida (Guest) on September 17, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Nassar (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 12, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Rahma (Guest) on August 5, 2023
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 26, 2023
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 22, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Khatib (Guest) on July 20, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Rabia (Guest) on June 28, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Binti (Guest) on June 23, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Kahina (Guest) on June 8, 2023
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 2, 2023
π Rolling on the floor!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 2, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 23, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2023
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 30, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 20, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2023
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Wande (Guest) on April 18, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Baraka (Guest) on April 1, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 31, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on March 15, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 9, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Makame (Guest) on February 28, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
James Malima (Guest) on February 23, 2023
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2023
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 1, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 30, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Jafari (Guest) on January 19, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 12, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 4, 2023
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Safiya (Guest) on December 28, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Khalifa (Guest) on December 17, 2022
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 22, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 20, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 9, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Maneno (Guest) on October 2, 2022
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 28, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Safiya (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 19, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!