Why did the dog keep tripping?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 20, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Athumani (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 23, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Arifa (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 12, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 9, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Safiya (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khadija (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 15, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kazija (Guest) on September 15, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Umi (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

James Malima (Guest) on September 8, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Hekima (Guest) on September 1, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 9, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 28, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 19, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 30, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Yusra (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maulid (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 14, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 31, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Muslima (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 22, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Fikiri (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Athumani (Guest) on May 14, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

John Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mjaka (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Abubakari (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 22, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Umi (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 1, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Baridi (Guest) on March 20, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️