What runs but never walks?

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 1, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 24, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Amir (Guest) on February 14, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Issack (Guest) on February 9, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 8, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 6, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Bahati (Guest) on February 5, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Leila (Guest) on February 4, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 1, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Selemani (Guest) on January 31, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 29, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nchi (Guest) on December 31, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 23, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 21, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Masika (Guest) on December 6, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Fikiri (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 14, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 8, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Yusuf (Guest) on November 5, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Kassim (Guest) on October 26, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Halima (Guest) on October 24, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Fatuma (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Issack (Guest) on October 10, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rahim (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kassim (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Kazija (Guest) on September 26, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 19, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Rubea (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 10, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 31, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 26, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mzee (Guest) on August 8, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

James Mduma (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 18, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nyota (Guest) on July 14, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nuru (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Sekela (Guest) on June 18, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Jabir (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Ndoto (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 16, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Daudi (Guest) on May 15, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 14, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 1, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!