What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 2, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 29, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Shamim (Guest) on June 5, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Rashid (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Amir (Guest) on March 31, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Sarafina (Guest) on March 8, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Latifa (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Aziza (Guest) on March 5, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
Kazija (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Rashid (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Abdillah (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Kahina (Guest) on January 26, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Ali (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 5, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Abdullah (Guest) on January 1, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 21, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Ahmed (Guest) on December 6, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Fikiri (Guest) on November 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
James Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Maida (Guest) on October 28, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Mjaka (Guest) on October 28, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
David Chacha (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 4, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Chum (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Khadija (Guest) on August 12, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Husna (Guest) on August 6, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 16, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Masika (Guest) on July 10, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
James Mduma (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 22, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 15, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Kassim (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Mashaka (Guest) on March 23, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Salma (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹