Answer: A Pineapple! 🍍
Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. 🌲💥🍏=🍍 So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! 🎉😄🍍
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Zuhura (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 6, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 19, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 18, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Khadija (Guest) on February 15, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 4, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Maida (Guest) on January 29, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Hekima (Guest) on December 22, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Abdillah (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Zainab (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 10, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Rukia (Guest) on December 6, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Sultan (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Nahida (Guest) on October 29, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mashaka (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Tambwe (Guest) on September 28, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 8, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mwanais (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Kheri (Guest) on August 28, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Rukia (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 1, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Omar (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Issa (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 15, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 5, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Tabu (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 25, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Nassar (Guest) on May 6, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔