What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 11, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

James Malima (Guest) on February 21, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 13, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Khatib (Guest) on February 6, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

John Lissu (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Tabu (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jabir (Guest) on December 24, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Fikiri (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 20, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Shamsa (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Abdillah (Guest) on December 9, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Majid (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 30, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mohamed (Guest) on November 27, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 18, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Habiba (Guest) on October 16, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 30, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Kiza (Guest) on September 29, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 28, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ahmed (Guest) on September 24, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Shamsa (Guest) on September 9, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mgeni (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Bahati (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 2, 2016

😄 Too good!

Sarafina (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Shukuru (Guest) on July 19, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mgeni (Guest) on July 17, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Jabir (Guest) on July 15, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Daudi (Guest) on July 14, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Zubeida (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 23, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 23, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Selemani (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Rubea (Guest) on June 17, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Habiba (Guest) on June 12, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 9, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Bakari (Guest) on May 22, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 8, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯