Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 9, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 3, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Hassan (Guest) on January 2, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on November 19, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Yahya (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2016
๐ Too good!
Mariam (Guest) on October 29, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 25, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 4, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
James Mduma (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 25, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 28, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Zulekha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Biashara (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Baridi (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Khamis (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Baraka (Guest) on June 30, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 26, 2016
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Sharifa (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016
๐ Sharing right away!
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 4, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2016
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค