Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Binti (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 18, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Raha (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 6, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mchawi (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Khadija (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 30, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Binti (Guest) on December 10, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Salum (Guest) on December 4, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Warda (Guest) on November 27, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 8, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 7, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

James Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Juma (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 18, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Makame (Guest) on September 28, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 25, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Hassan (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Chiku (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Shamsa (Guest) on August 25, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Fadhili (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Sultan (Guest) on August 5, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 3, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 28, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Amir (Guest) on July 1, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Kassim (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Saidi (Guest) on May 27, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwanais (Guest) on May 21, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Halima (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 14, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 11, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

James Kimani (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Masika (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Khalifa (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Kiza (Guest) on March 29, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mjaka (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Zakaria (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 27, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 19, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 18, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

James Malima (Guest) on February 17, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎