Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 27, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Issa (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mchawi (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 20, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Nassor (Guest) on October 11, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 6, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 24, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 7, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rashid (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Safiya (Guest) on August 19, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shukuru (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zuhura (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Arifa (Guest) on June 29, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 23, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rashid (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 30, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 30, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Shukuru (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 19, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 13, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 29, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Yahya (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 8, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 6, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣