What lights up a stadium? 🤔
A team of firefly cheerleaders! ✨🔥🎉
Explanation: In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Yahya (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mjaka (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Jabir (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 9, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 29, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Furaha (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 24, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 21, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Zainab (Guest) on October 18, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 16, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 28, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 25, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Abubakari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 28, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
John Mushi (Guest) on August 28, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Fatuma (Guest) on August 17, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 27, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 1, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 28, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
George Tenga (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 24, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Aziza (Guest) on April 23, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Tambwe (Guest) on April 12, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 11, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Chum (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Yusuf (Guest) on April 7, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Husna (Guest) on March 31, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 29, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 27, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mariam (Guest) on February 27, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 21, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Kiza (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴