What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
πΉ A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! π₯π₯
Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? π₯π
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Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 30, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Mustafa (Guest) on July 21, 2018
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Mgeni (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2018
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 7, 2018
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Fatuma (Guest) on July 1, 2018
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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2018
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Shamsa (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Zulekha (Guest) on June 6, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Mgeni (Guest) on June 6, 2018
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Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2018
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Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 10, 2018
π Iβm still cracking up!
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018
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Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 30, 2018
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Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2018
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Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 27, 2018
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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2018
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Hamida (Guest) on March 15, 2018
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Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 12, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 4, 2018
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Neema (Guest) on March 2, 2018
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David Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2018
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Masika (Guest) on February 22, 2018
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Mashaka (Guest) on February 20, 2018
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Habiba (Guest) on February 1, 2018
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 4, 2018
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Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2017
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Asha (Guest) on December 8, 2017
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Zuhura (Guest) on December 1, 2017
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Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2017
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Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2017
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Fatuma (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2017
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