Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on December 15, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Faiza (Guest) on November 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on November 12, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Issack (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Ndoto (Guest) on November 1, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 8, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 5, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on August 27, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 22, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 19, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Juma (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2019
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Saidi (Guest) on July 27, 2019
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 7, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Husna (Guest) on July 6, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Salma (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 25, 2019
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Bahati (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Yahya (Guest) on June 10, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Jamila (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 28, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Neema (Guest) on May 26, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Muslima (Guest) on May 20, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 14, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Abubakar (Guest) on April 22, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 15, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 2, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2019
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 27, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on March 23, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Safiya (Guest) on March 11, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Sarafina (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Amir (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ