Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ต๐
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค
Bakari (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2019
๐ This one really got me!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Raha (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2019
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Umi (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 29, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 22, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Hekima (Guest) on June 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 25, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 14, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 2, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on February 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Nashon (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 15, 2018
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Baraka (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 5, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2018
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Shani (Guest) on November 27, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 3, 2018
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ