The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 4, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Rehema (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Farida (Guest) on November 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Nashon (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Salum (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 17, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Fadhili (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 25, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 23, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 22, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Kazija (Guest) on August 22, 2019
๐ This is gold!
Hassan (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2019
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Khatib (Guest) on August 13, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Kahina (Guest) on July 13, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 7, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Rehema (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 26, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Amani (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Bakari (Guest) on April 30, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 11, 2019
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 6, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Sofia (Guest) on March 7, 2019
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Nchi (Guest) on March 4, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 28, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 25, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Abubakari (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Salum (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 15, 2019
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Athumani (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 22, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2018
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 9, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 23, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on November 22, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2018
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 10, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on November 8, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 6, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!