Answer: Roll your eyes back; it's a competition! ππ
Explanation: When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, the best way to handle it is with a hilarious comeback! By rolling your eyes back, you're playfully showing that you're not taking it seriously and turning it into a friendly eye-rolling duel. It adds a touch of humor to the situation and diffuses any tension. So, go ahead and unleash your eye-rolling skills, and may the best eye-roller win! πππΌ
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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
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I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 4, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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π What a joke!
Sumaya (Guest) on October 18, 2019
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Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Hekima (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
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If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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π This is gold!
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 21, 2019
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How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
James Malima (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Abubakar (Guest) on April 10, 2019
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Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 6, 2019
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Binti (Guest) on February 7, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 18, 2019
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π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!