What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Zakaria (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mhina (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mzee (Guest) on November 28, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Abubakar (Guest) on November 23, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 23, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 18, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 11, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 3, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 25, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 22, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Hassan (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Asha (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Majid (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Rubea (Guest) on September 12, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Husna (Guest) on August 20, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Zainab (Guest) on August 7, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Shamsa (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Kahina (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mwanais (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 17, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

John Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Abubakari (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 5, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Salum (Guest) on May 12, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Rubea (Guest) on May 11, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Jamal (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sultan (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on April 9, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Habiba (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 19, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Abdullah (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!