Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! ๐ ๐งด
Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! ๐โจ
Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on December 21, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 6, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Khalifa (Guest) on November 27, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Hashim (Guest) on October 31, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 14, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 13, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 5, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 25, 2019
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Jamila (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Juma (Guest) on July 26, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 24, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 21, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 4, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 16, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 4, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 31, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 22, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 8, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Abubakar (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on April 2, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Mwanais (Guest) on April 2, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Nassar (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Josephine (Guest) on February 23, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
Fadhila (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 6, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 20, 2019
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Safiya (Guest) on January 19, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Zuhura (Guest) on January 9, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 4, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Rahma (Guest) on December 30, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค