Mwagonda (Guest) on April 22, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Chacha (Guest) on April 19, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 12, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 5, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Furaha (Guest) on March 24, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Khalifa (Guest) on March 24, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 12, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Hashim (Guest) on March 9, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 11, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 3, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mashaka (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Halimah (Guest) on January 4, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Safiya (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 26, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Arifa (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 13, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 7, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 15, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Zawadi (Guest) on November 10, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 1, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Raha (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sharifa (Guest) on October 23, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

George Mallya (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 12, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Shabani (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 31, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nyota (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Chiku (Guest) on August 12, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Issack (Guest) on August 2, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Shani (Guest) on July 24, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tambwe (Guest) on July 21, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 1, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Habiba (Guest) on May 28, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 19, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on May 15, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kassim (Guest) on April 24, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Furaha (Guest) on April 20, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯