What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 25, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Kazija (Guest) on December 14, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 8, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Aziza (Guest) on November 30, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 14, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 1, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mashaka (Guest) on September 27, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 21, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Maneno (Guest) on September 15, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Warda (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nasra (Guest) on September 9, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 15, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Nahida (Guest) on July 14, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Omar (Guest) on July 13, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Sofia (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Sarafina (Guest) on May 29, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Nahida (Guest) on May 26, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 14, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Sarafina (Guest) on May 14, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 6, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Habiba (Guest) on May 3, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 11, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

John Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 15, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Nyota (Guest) on March 12, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 28, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 28, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Warda (Guest) on February 21, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mhina (Guest) on February 15, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 10, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Shamim (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 23, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 23, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎