Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 28, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Jaffar (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mustafa (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 1, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Zakia (Guest) on July 29, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Husna (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Rabia (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Kiza (Guest) on July 5, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Zawadi (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 26, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Neema (Guest) on June 13, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 17, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 16, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Fatuma (Guest) on May 15, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Nyota (Guest) on May 6, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Zakaria (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Abdullah (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Salima (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Mohamed (Guest) on April 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2019
😄 Too good!
Salima (Guest) on April 8, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Khamis (Guest) on April 8, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 7, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 30, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Omari (Guest) on March 26, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Zawadi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Khadija (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Salum (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 26, 2019
😁 This made my day!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 25, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Husna (Guest) on February 12, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 26, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Nassor (Guest) on December 21, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 17, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mchuma (Guest) on December 15, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Halima (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 21, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2018
😂 I’m dying!