Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 13, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Maida (Guest) on November 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 6, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 6, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 4, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 29, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 12, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Shani (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Furaha (Guest) on August 29, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Halima (Guest) on August 25, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 20, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Tambwe (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Selemani (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Abdullah (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Issa (Guest) on July 4, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
John Lissu (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Bahati (Guest) on June 8, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Faiza (Guest) on May 31, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Muslima (Guest) on May 30, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 24, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Farida (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 23, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 23, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Fadhila (Guest) on April 14, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Maida (Guest) on March 12, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 29, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 17, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 2, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
George Mallya (Guest) on January 18, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 15, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 8, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Majid (Guest) on December 4, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗