Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: π Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! πποΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 29, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Josephine (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 13, 2020
π Too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 13, 2020
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Khamis (Guest) on May 9, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 29, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Ali (Guest) on April 14, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 3, 2020
π Iβm still laughing!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
David Chacha (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2020
π I need to save this one forever!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 9, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 2, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Fadhila (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Halimah (Guest) on January 19, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Salma (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Ali (Guest) on January 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 12, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 8, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Yusra (Guest) on December 12, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Daudi (Guest) on December 2, 2019
π What a joke!
Yusuf (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
John Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Fikiri (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 27, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Chum (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
David Chacha (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Saidi (Guest) on September 26, 2019
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Makame (Guest) on August 29, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2019
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Rahim (Guest) on August 11, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2019
π I had to share this with everyone!
Masika (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Hashim (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 9, 2019
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
Rukia (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°