Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 29, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Josephine (Guest) on July 29, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 13, 2020
😄 Too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 13, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Khamis (Guest) on May 9, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 29, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ali (Guest) on April 14, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 3, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
David Chacha (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 9, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 2, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Fadhila (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Halimah (Guest) on January 19, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Salma (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Ali (Guest) on January 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 12, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 8, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 29, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Yusra (Guest) on December 12, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Daudi (Guest) on December 2, 2019
😄 What a joke!
Yusuf (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
John Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Fikiri (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 27, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Jamila (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Chum (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
David Chacha (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Saidi (Guest) on September 26, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Makame (Guest) on August 29, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Rahim (Guest) on August 11, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Masika (Guest) on July 21, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Hashim (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 9, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Rukia (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰