Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! ποΈβοΈ
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 1, 2020
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Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Habiba (Guest) on October 12, 2020
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Safiya (Guest) on October 8, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Majid (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 7, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 20, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Khamis (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 17, 2020
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 4, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Nassar (Guest) on August 2, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on July 19, 2020
π Sharing right away!
Rahma (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 8, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2020
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 11, 2020
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 5, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 9, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
James Mduma (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Omari (Guest) on April 2, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Athumani (Guest) on March 4, 2020
π Still cracking up!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Abubakar (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2020
π That punchline!
Nchi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2020
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
George Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 7, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Zulekha (Guest) on November 30, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 29, 2019
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 26, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 23, 2019
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!