Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Makame (Guest) on August 27, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hamida (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 13, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

John Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Zubeida (Guest) on August 4, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 31, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mjaka (Guest) on July 28, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rukia (Guest) on July 4, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Chacha (Guest) on June 24, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rehema (Guest) on May 18, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 15, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Baraka (Guest) on May 4, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Abubakar (Guest) on May 1, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Juma (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 20, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rehema (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 31, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 28, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Chiku (Guest) on March 5, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Shamim (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mgeni (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Neema (Guest) on January 21, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Maneno (Guest) on January 9, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Zuhura (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 5, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 16, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Maida (Guest) on December 15, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 29, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Juma (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 27, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 25, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

John Lissu (Guest) on November 22, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on November 12, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Binti (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 4, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇