Answer: A walk!
Explanation: ๐ฆ A fly without wings is essentially just a tiny insect that walks around instead of flying. So, we can humorously refer to it as a "walk" instead of a fly. ๐ถโโ๏ธ It's a playful twist on words that adds a touch of silliness to the situation.
Mzee (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2020
๐ This is a keeper!
George Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Zubeida (Guest) on August 20, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Neema (Guest) on August 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Khatib (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on July 1, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on May 29, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
James Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Chum (Guest) on May 3, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Husna (Guest) on April 27, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Arifa (Guest) on April 24, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Warda (Guest) on April 22, 2020
๐ Totally hilarious!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 26, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Wande (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Salma (Guest) on March 8, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Ali (Guest) on February 28, 2020
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 10, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 29, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 25, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 14, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on January 8, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Kheri (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 25, 2019
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 11, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 27, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Nassar (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 21, 2019
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!