A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! 🤝🧱
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! 🎉🏘️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Bahati (Guest) on August 31, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Khamis (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
James Kimani (Guest) on July 11, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 15, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Salima (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 8, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
Masika (Guest) on May 17, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 16, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Maulid (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Shabani (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Nasra (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Aziza (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 2, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Nashon (Guest) on March 31, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Ahmed (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 21, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 19, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 13, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 2, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mjaka (Guest) on February 27, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
Maneno (Guest) on February 20, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Issa (Guest) on February 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Faiza (Guest) on January 23, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 22, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Ali (Guest) on December 21, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Rahma (Guest) on December 8, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 5, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Omar (Guest) on November 28, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 20, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Shukuru (Guest) on November 7, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Jamila (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mzee (Guest) on October 17, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️