What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 25, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mzee (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Halimah (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Nassar (Guest) on October 13, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Daudi (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Maida (Guest) on September 19, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 10, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nasra (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Husna (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Majid (Guest) on August 21, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 31, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

John Malisa (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 15, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 30, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 29, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Asha (Guest) on June 27, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 18, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Raha (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Shukuru (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 4, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Raha (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Chum (Guest) on May 26, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 10, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 27, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 20, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 11, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Zulekha (Guest) on April 8, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Azima (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Wande (Guest) on April 6, 2021

😆 That punchline!

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nuru (Guest) on March 24, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 7, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Sekela (Guest) on January 24, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 25, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Amani (Guest) on December 15, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Rashid (Guest) on December 9, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 22, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Bakari (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 12, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Juma (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱