Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 15, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Shamsa (Guest) on October 11, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on September 29, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Rehema (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sarafina (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Binti (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 17, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on August 10, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 21, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 16, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 10, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Zakia (Guest) on June 22, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

John Kamande (Guest) on June 13, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 13, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 11, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Juma (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Bakari (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Hekima (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nuru (Guest) on April 12, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

John Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jamal (Guest) on March 25, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Kiza (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 5, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 2, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Baridi (Guest) on February 28, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Shamsa (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Yahya (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Kassim (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rukia (Guest) on February 2, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

John Mushi (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆