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Kakubaliana vizuri na msichana fulani hivi kuwa aibuke gheto, mchizi kajipanga vizuri kabisa…. mara saa nne hivi mdada kasema hana nauli.
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Mshkaji jiii! hajajibu kitu…..

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Halafu ndo ikaingia meseji ya mshkaji.
"BASI POA SIKU NYINGINE KAMA VIPI"

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