Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Majid (Guest) on December 8, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Kahina (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Hamida (Guest) on November 26, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 22, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
George Tenga (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 12, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 9, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 2, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Nashon (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 25, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 18, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Nasra (Guest) on August 18, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Salma (Guest) on July 23, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 19, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Issack (Guest) on July 10, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 5, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 21, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 21, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Kazija (Guest) on May 18, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
James Malima (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Zubeida (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 12, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Wande (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Nasra (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 6, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rahma (Guest) on March 27, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Bakari (Guest) on March 21, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Fikiri (Guest) on March 10, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 1, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Yusuf (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Maneno (Guest) on January 18, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 11, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Amani (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Khatib (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Habiba (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 31, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Salum (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Yahya (Guest) on October 29, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯