Selemani (Guest) on November 4, 2022

😄 You got me!

Latifa (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Abdillah (Guest) on October 23, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 27, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Baraka (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 27, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Ahmed (Guest) on August 3, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 23, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

George Tenga (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Safiya (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 1, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Maida (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😄 Too good!

Nyota (Guest) on May 15, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sarafina (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Khalifa (Guest) on April 17, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 3, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

James Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 31, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 27, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwanais (Guest) on March 25, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 24, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Hawa (Guest) on March 22, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sharifa (Guest) on March 14, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 26, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Zawadi (Guest) on February 8, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Masika (Guest) on November 27, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Tabu (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴