Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Yusuf (Guest) on November 20, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Bakari (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zawadi (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 6, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Maimuna (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

John Malisa (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 26, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Baridi (Guest) on August 3, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Hamida (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on July 30, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rashid (Guest) on July 16, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Abubakari (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Salma (Guest) on June 20, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 15, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mohamed (Guest) on June 14, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Furaha (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 7, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Maulid (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 22, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on May 16, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Azima (Guest) on May 8, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 22, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Halima (Guest) on April 5, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Maneno (Guest) on April 4, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Salum (Guest) on March 26, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 20, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Saidi (Guest) on February 2, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 13, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Majid (Guest) on January 3, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Tabu (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 23, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 19, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fikiri (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄