Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 17, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on February 28, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 16, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Mazrui (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mchawi (Guest) on January 26, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Nasra (Guest) on January 18, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 12, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 5, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤