Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Nashon (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Muslima (Guest) on April 3, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Warda (Guest) on March 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 3, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Juma (Guest) on February 6, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Issa (Guest) on February 5, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on February 4, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 1, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 30, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด