Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
Ndoto (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Nashon (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Muslima (Guest) on April 3, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Warda (Guest) on March 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 3, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Juma (Guest) on February 6, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Issa (Guest) on February 5, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kahina (Guest) on February 4, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 1, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 30, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴