Name her Patty! π
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ππ
Ndoto (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Nashon (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Muslima (Guest) on April 3, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Warda (Guest) on March 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 3, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Juma (Guest) on February 6, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Issa (Guest) on February 5, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Kahina (Guest) on February 4, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 1, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 30, 2015
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄