Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Nashon (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 7, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Sekela (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 10, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 21, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Rubea (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Jamal (Guest) on December 13, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Rahim (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Hawa (Guest) on November 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Mzee (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 2, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 25, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Wande (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rashid (Guest) on October 20, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Jamal (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mustafa (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Kazija (Guest) on September 5, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Mgeni (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2015
😄 Too good!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 23, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 3, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Furaha (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Kassim (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Jafari (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!