Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! π΄π
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ππΎπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Binti (Guest) on March 7, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Hekima (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Biashara (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Maneno (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2015
π Nailed it!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015
This joke deserves an award! π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Mustafa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2015
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 21, 2015
π This is gold!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 18, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
π I needed that laugh!
Binti (Guest) on August 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 9, 2015
π Rolling on the floor!
Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
π€£ This joke is too good!
Chum (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 17, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Mazrui (Guest) on July 6, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 20, 2015
π So funny!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Shabani (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2015
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Issack (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 29, 2015
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯