Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ต๐
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค
Saidi (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Bahati (Guest) on January 5, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mohamed (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rashid (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Masika (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 16, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 5, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Zulekha (Guest) on November 30, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 30, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 27, 2015
๐ Too good!
Muslima (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 23, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Rubea (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on October 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
John Lissu (Guest) on October 11, 2015
๐ Bookmarking this!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 21, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Hamida (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Raha (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 31, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on August 29, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 27, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Umi (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Chiku (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 6, 2015
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on June 16, 2015
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Leila (Guest) on June 14, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2015
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 27, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Mwanais (Guest) on May 22, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Nuru (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Saidi (Guest) on May 15, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on May 12, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Athumani (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 9, 2015
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2015
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Khadija (Guest) on April 17, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2015
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Kassim (Guest) on April 1, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐