What’s the smartest insect around?

Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

John Lissu (Guest) on February 18, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 4, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 31, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mchuma (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Shamsa (Guest) on January 17, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 10, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 10, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 17, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Sultan (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Khalifa (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 27, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 19, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 19, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

James Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Juma (Guest) on October 9, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Abdullah (Guest) on October 5, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Umi (Guest) on October 4, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 23, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 14, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 13, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Muslima (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 28, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Kazija (Guest) on August 17, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 17, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Fikiri (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 2, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Leila (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Jafari (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mgeni (Guest) on July 8, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 27, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Amani (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Shukuru (Guest) on May 27, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Maimuna (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Zulekha (Guest) on May 21, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Ndoto (Guest) on May 10, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 30, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤