Q: What makes a skeleton laugh? A: π𦴠A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ππ€
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 17, 2024
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Fatuma (Guest) on September 13, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Masika (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Habiba (Guest) on July 26, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Makame (Guest) on July 24, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2024
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Raha (Guest) on July 12, 2024
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Sultan (Guest) on June 29, 2024
π You totally won the internet today!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Shani (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Hamida (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2024
π Too good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 25, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 21, 2024
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 20, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2024
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Muslima (Guest) on April 9, 2024
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 25, 2024
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Rukia (Guest) on March 14, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 18, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 26, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Farida (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Rabia (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Shamsa (Guest) on January 8, 2024
π That punchline!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Furaha (Guest) on December 25, 2023
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Issack (Guest) on December 24, 2023
π Iβm dying over here!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Mustafa (Guest) on December 13, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Umi (Guest) on December 11, 2023
π This is pure brilliance!
Nchi (Guest) on December 6, 2023
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Nashon (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
George Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2023
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2023
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
John Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄